New Space Marines

As you all may know I am not only the Ork player of our little gaming group. When I started gaming, my first army was Dark Angels. Though I now introduce myself as an Ork player first, I still feel a strong connection to my other little green models. That is why I want to complain about/give praise to some new Space Marines.

I'll start of on a good note with a model that I'm gonna buy when my local gaming dungeon gets it in.

Yes, I am talking about the Space Marine Stalker/Hunter. I don't even know what it does and I want it. Not only is it a badass, but the set comes with enough extra bits to build a Krazy Killa Kan (KKK for short). I'm thinking of making the rokkit-meister and taking the sweet gatling guns to make Kan arms. I've always been a big fan of the Space Marine vehicles. Since they're all based off of the same chassis, they feel a little more uniform and practical than most things in the 41st millennium.


Now onto one of the worse models out there, the Centurions.

I mean they're Space Marines designed with the sole purpose of making fat people feel better about themselves. Maybe if they weren't painted in such bright colors they'ed look a little better, but they just look so damn stumpy. I feel that they've only been put into the book to give marines a Toughness 5 option like Obliterators (I'm pretty sure they're T5 correct me if I'm wrong) and at $94 for three of these fuckers I can guarantee you I will not purchase them.

Unless maybe I can turn them into Kans...

Lastly, when did this badass come out?

I'm not gonna lie, I first found him looking for pictures for this post. I don't need another Librarian, but this dude and cherub are pretty cool. I like his beard, but I'm not so sure about the force staff. I never found force staffs particularly useful or cool.

Anyways I think I'll stop, before I start complaining about the Thunderfire Cannon AKA the worst thing ever. I mean what kind of Space Marine uses towed artillery?

The worst kind of Space Marine, that's who.