The most important thing about the holidays is my annual xmas gift to myself. This year the bill ran up to 277$ which covered a box of Temple Guard, a box of Skinks, a Bastiladon (Venusaur), a Slann Mage-Priest, and a Skink Priest. Normally this annual gift is fun and exciting but this year swiping the plastic was painful, as the bastard children at GW are money grubbing price whores. The slann was 60$ by itself, it is a finecast which means there aren't any extra cool bits, and I'm pretty sure GW makes sure that every single fine-cast sprue has been carefully broken in the most crucial area. All my bitching aside, the other kits are wonderful displays of plastic models that come with an eye-gougingly wonderful amount of extra fiddly bits. In an inebriated hazy stupor I rushed to assemble all the models so that I could use them to crush elves. In some later posts I'll do some battle reports, they will be glorious stories filled with elf crunchy goodness and a shameful story of a scar-vet that shit the bed against some puny hex-wraith droppings.
The Skink-Priest was much more satisfying to build, it continues to boggle my mind as to how GW can create such nice plastic models then bungle the finecast so horribly.
The Bastiladon and the Temple Guard are finished as well but I'm too fucking lazy to take pictures now, so your disgusting imagination will have to do for the time being.
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FULLY PAINTED SKINKS WOOT ...........also the bastiladon
I like to imagine the bastilodon has at least a dozen cocks and requires a different saurus sucking each one to get off. Or at least until proven otherwise
ReplyDeleteDavid is a Freak. Everyone knows that the only one getting off around that Bastiladon is Jake, and by that I mean he drilled a small Bastilo-gina in the thing for his needle dick.
ReplyDeleteFurthermore, that is the coolest hypno-toad I've seen in many years. I like the little fucker on his left; it reminds me of Jabba the Hut and his Kowakian monkey-lizard Salacious B. Crumb (look it up, it's a real thing).Do you have any sweet painting plans? Perhaps Hypno-toad eyes?
My Slann would be a severe disappointment if it didn't have sweet hypno-toad eyes. Yeah, I was thinking of adding a butler skink, depending on my level of green-stuff commitment I want it to be wearing a little butler outfit and carrying a tray of assorted biscuits and teas.
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